Bought a little fake tree Some tinsel and garland Put it up in the window of my little apartment Including the star I was all in for like twenty-six bucks Stuck here alone on this oh so ho ho ho-hum Christmas
Got this bottle of wine Some Chinese delivery I turn off the tv for some peace and tranquility A Christmas Story is great but twenty-four hours straight is a bit much Even for me on this oh so very ho ho ho-hum Christmas
I been trying not to think about The people who miss me And everything that's led me to here Cause if I time it just right By the time it hits me I'll be ringing in the New Year
So I'm eating my fried rice Straight from the carton Cause I won't find any presents by the tree in this little apartment And the last thing I need waiting for me in the morning's dirty dishes Stuck here alone I knew I'd miss home But I didn't know I'd miss it this much Here on my own for one oh so ho ho ho-hum Christmas
